Countess De Ville was seen wearing nothing but a strand of pearls and bustier at exclusive hotspot Maison de Fous on La Rue des Riches in Marseilles. Reportedly she was feverishly snogging billionnaire bad boy Lars Von Peebles (between continual trips to the nose powder room). When asked about her deceased husband, she bowed her head, clasped her pearl necklace, and blew this reporter a sombre kiss.
I'd pay to see you in nothing but pearls. Nose powder or nose, I can't countess the things I'd like to do with you!
ReplyDeleteThe Countess and I had sexual relations last night- she is a deLIGHT
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