Saturday, January 9, 2010

Who Grabbed the Family Jewels?


Another jewel has been stolen. A large emerald bracelet was stolen from a Paris jeweler last week. The stunned shopkeep reported the bling's value at over $20k. And that shit's in Euros, too!

Authorities are assuming this was the work of the "Black Panther." The Black Panther is also suspected to have lifted a diamond ring from a high priced Parisian escort last week.

Authorities are refusing to comment.

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